I guess this was done with the best intentions, but its seems so, well hmm, so stupid.
Microsoft have created a nice few pages that are here to help the "older" folk (ie Parents) the basics of net speak !!! - oh I love it.
The Document is Titled
A parent's primer to computer slang
Understand how your kids communicate online to help protect them
Sounds pretty educational huh ? - Anyway check it out if you get a sec; it will amuse.
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx